January 7th, 2011
Maths- it’ll get ya.
SHARD: This is ridiculous!
SHARD: I'm the greatest shifter there ever was, I'm not bein' defeated by beer!
CASPER: Oh, I don't know..
Shard is interrupted as a bottle hits him on the back of the head and shatters, distracting him enough to make him let go of Komi, who doubles up gasping for air...
CASPER: *brandishing another bottle* There's something to be said for a bottle or two!
SHARD: What the hells are you playing at?!
CASPER: Plan V, see?
SHARD: I've got four weapons an' you've got one beer bottle! How stupid are you?
CASPER: *taking a swig* Oh, I'm not the stupid one..
CASPER: ..You can't even count to four!
He ducks and runs as Shard starts swinging his goo-held weapons...
SHARD: 'Ow drunk are you?! One!
He goes to swing the next two, but the slime tentacles are suspiciously empty...
Komi appears behind him, crossing his reclaimed swords across Shard's neck...
KOMI: Three, four.
SHARD: Oh fer-
He is cut off as Komi wastes no time in putting the swords to their intended use, cutting his throat wide open.